Monday, June 27, 2011

weird tree

          
W e i r d  T r e e



There once was a tree by a lonely road
It squats and hides in the shade like a toad,
Who waits patiently, for a fly that is food
For patience is needed, for food that’s good.

Adults in cars that go whizzing so fast
Are unaware of the tree as they go past
But the young children who ride in these cars
Are scared and ask “Why not fence it with bars?

“That’s a weird tree” they say in shrill speeches
Watching its wide trunk and sturdy branches
They look like a tall torso and large arms
That once they grasp and hold. Sound the alarms!

In the now orange-tinged afternoon sun
When the parting day’s nearly out of its run
The weird tree remains so silent and dumb
Waiting for darkness to bring out its real drum.

There it must lie in daydreams and some doubt
That it can truly walk around and about.
And when the coming night slips to its deepest
It’s time for action, gone, moments of rest.

Its’ mind is active, its’ scarred face just beams
From thoughts of sugar treats and cold ice creams
It yearns for the hour when it’s free and roaming,
Its earth-clad roots out of the soil and walking.

No human being knows how it came to be
Such a weird tree that always checks to see
If children have been beaten by sleep’s might
If they haven’t, it roars “That’s just not right!”

Now that the round moon is up in the sky
Worn-out children are wondering why
They can’t stay up instead of lying in bed
After the night’s bedtime story is read.

But the weird tree we can just call Joe
Dancing its sway to the wind, to and fro
Knows in its wise timber and mottled bark
Children should be fast asleep when it’s dark.

The night’s time is close to the hour of nine
But Ella and Tim are showing no sign
Of lying in bed and closing their eyes
And bidding the long today their goodbyes.

Talk of amusing things like toys and wedgies
And the farts that spew out of Dad’s undies
Make them snicker and laugh to their soul’s delight
In the muffled glow of the bedroom’s light.

Ella keeps chatting about pink butterflies
And Tim goes on about Macca’s French fries
Ella tells tales of Dora the Explorer
While Tim is obsessed with the famed web-slinger.





Each then says solemn prayers from their heart
With full thanks to the Lord, their words impart
For the blessings and gifts from heaven above
And the pure, tight hug of Mum and Dad’s love.

First they discuss nicely and then they argue
Boys shouldn’t wear pink and girls never blue
But deep in their hearts their love is yummy
For each other, Oyo, Dad and Mummy.

A kiss from Mum and Dad has helped to stop
The taunts and teasing that make their hearts bop
Both of them lie with weary eyelids shut
Seemingly asleep, but there’s always a but.

It is now past nine, twelve minutes in fact
They lie now waiting for Sandman to act
But treasured sleep does not come just yet
And their Mum and Dad are starting to fret.

They toss and turn as they wait for sleep
As if dreading to hear the alarm clock’s beep
As they try and strive to get to sleep soon
The tree is stirred by the silvery moon.

Joe had a short snooze but now he’s awake.
Flexing his branches, then his leaves start to shake.
He has broken free from the moist black ground
Hidden roots are out, shaking dirt all around.

            
At the start his memory doesn’t blare
His purpose, his mission and skilful flair
Then quick as a flash and a two-finger click
The weird tree knows what it must do and seek.
.
He must tread and walk in the night’s cold sphere
Where stars create a twinkling atmosphere.
Its roots leaving tracks of dirt, its gait slow
Searching for those awake. Where? He doesn’t know.

In a span of twenty minutes at least
His roots start to ache and hurt like a beast
But he plods on and through kind fate’s twist
He reaches a house surrounded by mist.

In the house he has come upon this evening
He hears two restless children still not sleeping
For though he has no real ears that you can see
His hearing can sense a far-away bee.

His brain is now so alive and in flight
He knows what he must do this very night.
He must perform what he always does best
That’s to pluck these two children out of their nest.

Softly, gently he opens a wide window
With three twigs on his arm, way past his elbow.
As he lets in the scented breeze of the cold wind
Ella and Tim look up just as the tree grinned.







Its’ mouth was formed from a misshapen knot
Where a branch fell off as it started to rot.
But both Ella and Tim don’t even scream red
As the weird tree whispers “Get out of your bed.”

For they see in its smile, toothless and warm
That said tree means absolutely no harm.
It calls them to its branches, curved and able
To rock them to sleep in its silky cradle.

They climb on board and then they just settle
Into its arms without even a battle.
The weird tree just smiles as it hums and rocks
Warming them with leaves like woollen bed socks.

Not long after this, in the weird tree’s shelter
They fall fast asleep with hardly a mutter.
The tree first stares, then heaves a sigh of joy
For they look so precious, cuddly and coy.

Within its parched heart there’s a tiny regret
For he must leave and say goodbye to this set.
He brings them back in, carefully, by all means
To wrap them in blankets up to their chins.

All is in place, even strands of their dark hair
As the tree returns them to their nightly lair.
Lovingly and gingerly through its strange lips
“Good night little bunnies” he quietly quips.

The window he closes, inch by small inch
Ceases the urge to give their cheeks a pinch.
He cautiously moves so as not to disturb
The two fast asleep, on his way to the kerb.

Its mission is done, but the night’s not over
Around the house he must linger and hover
Just in case dear Ella and wonderful Tim
Wake up from dreams that make them cry and scream.

Epilogue

Long past nightfall, without the coldness’ reprieve
The tree accepts without much thanks received
It must so continue, never to be staunched
By any circumstance, which chance has launched.

The cyclic night forever shall be bestowed
To all who crave sleep in their lifetime’s abode.
The weird tree through some unknown decree
All those nights, remains sleep’s lonesome sentry.

At night’s end, as he returns to his home patch
He knows evermore he must keep a vigilant watch.
He fathoms, despite your sadness in pity’s gloom
His welcomed duty is weaved from destiny’s loom.




Minky

Minky


Who is this Minky? Do you want to know? Who is he or she?
Well let me tell, if you still want to know. He or she is a he.
He was born late at night, in a hut in the province of Trink
In a planet, a billion miles away, called the planet of Squink.


On the warm night he was born, the three moons of his planet
With funny names of sorts, Aphrodite, Marigold and Janet,
In the cloudless and humid sky, had faces like wide smiles
As if grinning at the lovely sound of baby Minky’s cries.


His hair was curly and sparse, as he arrived to the outside
A sombre tinge of purple it was when the sunlight had died.
And into a bright orange it transformed, as soon as it passed
That the dark, ever cyclic night had evolved to the time called past.


Fingers on his two little hands were as different as can be
Compared to our five earthling digits, they were all but of three.
Akin to the shape of a mitten they so very much appear
Weirdly webbed between spaces, with curt nails as amber as beer.


The very shape of his three eyes may seem weirder than you think
Especially as they look huge and as long as a brick.
Eyes of all Sqinklings, like Minky, change into all different hues
At times, deep red, then mild brown, then so soft yellow then light blue.


Call it what you ever desire, if it so pleases you.
But his oblong ears they strike me as the cutest of views.
Do they hear straight away? Or does he wait till he grew?
As soon as he’s born, it’s as simple and as plain as it’s true.


The Milky Way, our galaxy’s name, someone had given.
But can you guess what they call where Minky is livin’?
I bet you’d never guess in ten or a zillion hours.
Minky Way, its name, yes Sir; not that far removed from ours.


For years Minky was fond of where his name originated
When he went to his school, his fondness was obliterated.
Poor dude, unfortunate he now felt to be called Minky
For some kids of his age, would tease, chant and call him “Hey, Stinky.”

Friday, December 31, 2010

welcome to the dentist's chair.

Welcome To The Dentist’s Chair


Dear one, don’t be bashful, start reading, don’t just stare.
This might calm and enlighten a few things that bother,
As the time approaches when you sit there, next to the sink.
I must say this once and forgive me, yes, many times over.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome, to the dentist’s chair.

After my salutations, may I say that you’re here not there
Oh, I know, I know that you would rather be somewhere.
But you asked on the phone for a time and said “Yes, thanks!”
So what’s your choice or route of escape? Going nowhere?!
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome, to the dentist’s chair.

It’s time oh, yes! Open your mouth as wide as you dare
To make it easy for those things made of metal or steel
Ever mysterious, quite pointy and well engineered
To enter with probing and guile into teeth that still feel.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

The “nice” dentist, I name “sage of enamel so bare”
Will of course examine and itemise whatever’s inside,
The number of your teeth and the state of your gums.
You’re alone! No cuddly mum to hold close by your side.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

We both know it has never been a fun-filled affair
When the dentist and nurse do what they must do next.
They’re professionals, do trust their experience please.
Be grateful, don’t begrudge or they’ll curse you a hex.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Colour and state of your teeth, you might be unaware
Rest assured, you bet ‘ya the dentist knows and critiques
Decay on your buccal, occlusal or whatever the term
As she scolds you in soft tones for your brushing technique.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Why must they use and employ that thing with the glare,
A dental mirror they call it, yeah, of course, you surmise
To inspect around corners and find decay on your teeth,
The source of your pain and your shame. That’s no surprise!
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.
  

How strong is that suction, can it suck out your hair?
Must they use it to vacuum the dirty water, as you balk?
You plainly wonder in humorous and wide-eyed jibs
What’s its brand, “Hoover?” Ask her in mirth? Can’t talk!
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Oh must you listen and hear the loud happenings there
As the drilling commences, resonating like weird chants
That “jack-hammering” takes minutes, perhaps forever.
So just pray that it’s all over before you pee in your pants.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Oh, will you keep eating those gooey chocolate éclairs?
You must know past your stomach, to your hips they go
And processed sugar harms the coating of your teeth.
You cower as she says its sticks like sweet arrows from bow.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Now don’t kick up a fuss, bucking legs like a wild mare
When told “For you, a periodontist or orthodontist
Is required for pink gums and symmetry in your teeth.”
Sieged with confusion, you nod, though you know not the gist.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

You might feel uneasy, frightened and gagging for air
As the ubiquitous plaque is scraped at then whisked away
But necessary it is, don’t you fret, don’t you even complain
As you lie there recumbent, in full glory, as if wasting away.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Sometimes an x-ray’s not needed, though that’s quite rare
So don’t yell out or dispute,” Can’t we skip that part? Quick!
Yes, that film makes it more costly, but she must diagnose!
So sit, be quiet, don’t argue or you’ll sound like a dick.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

If a bevelled needle with local is required, you might care.
Especially if you sweat at the sharp sting that it brings,
It’s an offer you cannot refuse as the godfather once said.
Refuse? No second chances in the midst of proceedings. J
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.
At times it’s imperative, though it might not seem fair,
To teeth adjacent, sharp metal clips that pinch and cut
Are used to secure a rubber dam, a latex barrier of sorts,
To stop all that “red” murky water entering your gut.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

One tooth may be sore or if so unlucky, a pair
You suffered perhaps in some hours, precious sleep lost
But dental fate has now led you to this circumstance
So sit there in silence, as you moan and ponder the cost.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Dear “victim”, it’s not in childhood nursery rhymes wares
When she advises a crown is imminent as you whine,
“What the hell is that? Is it something that Jack broke?”
How much? Guess what, your guess is as good as mine.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Why does she, behind mask, ask you, “How are you there?”
When ten fingers are jammed into your mouth all agape
And your tongue is imprisoned with rolled cottony stuff.
You answer, but sounds you muster are those of an ape.
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Pins and needles in your bum are just part of the share
Of the tingling that’s present in your lips and your gums.
You know you’ll talk funny now that the treatment is done.
But will you walk funny, hobble? Be made fun of by chums?
Welcome, oh, dear one, welcome to the dentist’s chair.

Finally I now finish my verses with flourish and flair
I’ve been here many times, you can deduce from my tale.
So remember to keep flossing and keep on brushing away
Or you shall be saying, in the near future, with a wail
“Welcome, oh, dear 
me! Welcome to the dentist’s chair!